Anonymous asked
check it, I was buying something to eat and some guy walked up to me and said "excuse me don't I have you on instagram" and I asked for his ig to look him up and I said "no I don't have you" then he said "now you do" and smirked then walked away if that wasn't smooth as fuck I don't know what is

overdosedonvintage:

I’m gonna have to use thattttt omg